80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
I will gladly suffer fools for love
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
