Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism