Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher