When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I don’t get mad I get odd

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One