Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish