Humans Acquired Language in Order to Hunt
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare