People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

My ego is too big

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…