It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant