The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming