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Chris Gaither

I May Yet Lose My Shirt to the Devil, but My Wife Already Saved My Soul

When you have to be rich
just to be middle class
what do you have to do to be rich?
 
That’s what they call a good question
 
And since you have no choice
but to be rich
the answer will come to you–
just in the form of a question:
If it’s so easy to get in bed with the devil
why is it so hard to get out?

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It’s Easy to Spot a Liar; It’s Harder to Pick One

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Right Makes Might

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Choose It or Lose it

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
Sedate Expectations

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The State of Self-censorship

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Happiness, H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S, Happiness

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Love Thine Frenemy

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Only Very Recently Was the Ship of Fools Kitted Out as a Pleasure Craft

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Apart From God or a Part of God

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
I Know that I Know Nothing...

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
I Feel Like the Third Wheel in a Set of Triplets

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Neo Is the One but Trinity Is Me and You as Us

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
Mutually Assured Tax Deduction

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Love’s (Pyrrhic) Victory

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Enemy of the People Pleaser

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection



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