If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
