To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
