Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…