You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty