Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

There is no Status quo But there is Status

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…