It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…