The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends