Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
