My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
