It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings