1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met