It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
