I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic