There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
