You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…