Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection