If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself