If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
