One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree