In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored