The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking