In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing