I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
All dressed down with nowhere to go
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
