You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant