The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends