In the Battle Between Good and Evil There Is Universal Conscription
You may or may not realize it yet
But you’re in the army
If you do
You’ve got your marching orders;
It’s up to you to follow them
(This is called free will)
If you don’t
You’re probably peeling potatoes
(Or its equivalent)
But back to those who do:
If you know your marching orders
And march in the opposite direction
Then you haven’t deserted, you’ve enlisted–
This army just happens to camp in the desert of the Real;
You’ll find barracks to the left
And to the right
Finally, a word to the wise:
If you don’t know
Which side is good
And which side is evil
Not to worry–
You’ve already picked your side
