There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
