Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism