Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork