A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You keep the peace they get everything else

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…