Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote