Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

One thing I could do Was need control

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…