When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
God is the world’s only super-bower
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke