I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo