The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness