Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!