You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon