First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

You keep the peace they get everything else