Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself