I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself