Jacques Lacan’t Get No Satisfaction, di Chris Gaither

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

“We shall go on to the end. We shall fight... whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I’m Done Playing the Fool; I’m The Fool

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Whenever It Looks Like Batman and Robin Are Climbing a Wall with the Batrope, It Is Just a Camera Trick; We Too Face a Wall That Becomes the Ground Beneath Our Feet the Moment We Believe, Grasp the Rope, and Take Our First Steps Up the Wall

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

God Is Some Combination of Love and Work and Death, but God Is One, so, I Guess We’ll Live Forever When We Come to See Love and Work and Death as the Same Thing

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Poetry Is Like Farting in Public

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The Decline in Sexual Activity and Birth Rates Is Inevitable When Those in Power Employ So Many Eunuchs

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

Nothing Is More Threatening to the Self-loathing Than the Power of Love

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Imagine a World Where Nary a CSA Vegetable Goes Straight to the Compost

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Why All the Cowardly Lyin’?

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Forty-Nine and Oh

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

With Apologies to Yoda and Samuel Beckett, There Is No Try, There Is Only Try Again

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The Meta Physics Aren’t Complicated– Instead of a Gift from God, Life Is a Purchase from Meta

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

There’s Only Two Ways Past This Shitstorm: Through It

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

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Jacques Lacan’t Get No Satisfaction

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