It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin