Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled